Those silly incompent women are at it again. There have been malicious claims that I have not done all the many things which I claim to be pathologically excellent at.
For example, last week I paddled around the swimming pool on a lilo at a precisely calculated speed of 65 knots/hour, covering a total distance of 2 nautical miles. This is much faster than any yacht competing in the Americas Cup.
But the Boss Cows will not accept that I have won the Americas Cup. Have they done the math? Do they accuse other Americas Cup winners of not having completed the race? Do they tell lies about Dean Barker?
I rest my case.
Ah, but did your socks keep your feet dry?
ReplyDeleteHah, gotcha.
You need bloo socks knitted on 1.047854923184925mm hand-made steel needles burnished with the tears of unrequited love otherwise your feet will freeze like the grey swell of the North Atlantic fishing banks.