Tuesday 27 January 2015

Anesthetics

Pretty is for the birds.  Ladies of fashion boast about their pretty lace and spin their pretty yarns, but I strive for ugly.  Pretty things can never be functional, and the corollary to that is that the uglier something is, the more useful it is.  If ladies were capable of logic, they'd understand that.  Consult your copy of 'The Gorilla Hunters' for further proof.



Until you've matched the gauge on this pair of ski-boot socks, you haven't a leg to stand on.  A case of brandy to anybody who can duplicate my masterful swaving.

1 comment:

  1. I've far surpassed the tightness of your gauge and the results can be seen @FU&URtinyprick2

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