Wednesday 11 March 2015

The Mandrill in Knitting

Knitting is defined as using two mandrills.  No, I shall not provide a reference.  Find it yourself or shut up.

The mandrill can be manipulated in swaving to give greater leverage. 

Just be careful it doesn't chew your face off.
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2 comments:

  1. Ichthyic26 March 2015 at 00:49

    if you need TWO mandrills to do your knitting.. you must be training them wrong.

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  2. Anonymous17 May 2015 at 12:04

    I am horrified that India refused to export a pedal loom to you. We must commence bombing them.

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