Knitting and spinning are super deadly serious, it's a matter of life and death, wi' a curse, when ye fall overboard harpooning the deadly kraken, or find yeself adrift off Tierra del Fuego on a raft. If ye want to know how to make socks o' iron and jockstraps o' steel, this be the place.
We'll be having no lace or suchlike ladies folderols here, me shipmates. As we all know, ladies of the lady persuasion are terrible bad luck on a vessel measuring 16 feet at the beam with a mast of 17 feet tall, and sails with a spin count of 98 ppm, me hearties.
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